Things A Man Should Know...

I have to give credit to our friend Steve at Inside Fatherhood for this one. It was so good I wanted to post it here too. Thanks to MSN Lifestyle: Men for this one, Things A Man Should Know: About Fatherhood. For the complete list CLICK HERE.

Heres a sample:

• Don't worry, your dad didn't know what he was doing, either.
  
  
• No, no--not that Spock!
  
  
• Second thought, maybe you should worry.
  
  
• Never tell anybody where your child was conceived, how long it took, or what song was playing.
  
  
• Do not name your baby after cities, geographical points of interest, features of the solar system, seasons, plants, animals, or current television stars.
  
  
• Your child, at birth, already has a deeply complicated relationship with his mother, and, for the first year, you are only a curiosity.
  For a couple of years after that, an amusement-park ride.
  Then, a referee.
  And finally, a bank.
  
  
• If you want to subject your son to the unkindest cut, insist on a local anesthetic, since many pediatricians don't bother to use one.
  The anesthetic is for the kid.
  
  
• Reason boys are better: They cannot get pregnant.