Friday, February 23, 2007

Rabbits

While I normally try to maintain some sense of decorum and decency here at LID, sometimes things just find their way to my inbox that I can’t resist. You may have already received this yourselves, but I’m still ROFLing!


A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks,

"Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers,

"I weally don’t fink my pet pyfon gives a phuk."

12 comments:

Flawed & Disorderly said...

Oh no! I didn't see that one coming! Haaaaaaaaa!

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Ha. Love it. That's my daughter...

Oh, The Joys said...

That is so WRONG. Heh.

Mike said...

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My migrane thanks you.

Angel said...

hahahahahahahahahaha... that is wrong but so funny! Thanks for sharing. *shakes head* There are more layers to LID. hee hee.

Angel said...

Sorry about your migraine Mike. I get too many of those. Ibuprofen helps me (3 of them the doctor ordered.)

Mike said...

A little pirate goes trick or treating alone. When he rings a dorbell, a man answers, passes out the candy and asks "Where are your bucaneers?"

"Under my buckin' hat, mister."

Long Island Dad said...

Love the new profile pic Mike... like I said... spittin' image!

Angel said...

OMG Mike.... I have told that joke, actually a friend in college ALWAYS told that joke when she was ummmm... inebriated. We still chuckle at it. These days she'd never admit telling the joke or drinking....lol

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