Monday, January 15, 2007

Things A Man Should Know...

I have to give credit to our friend Steve at Inside Fatherhood for this one. It was so good I wanted to post it here too. Thanks to MSN Lifestyle: Men for this one, Things A Man Should Know: About Fatherhood. For the complete list CLICK HERE.

Heres a sample:

  • Don't worry, your dad didn't know what he was doing, either.

  • No, no--not that Spock!

  • Second thought, maybe you should worry.

  • Never tell anybody where your child was conceived, how long it took, or what song was playing.

  • Do not name your baby after cities, geographical points of interest, features of the solar system, seasons, plants, animals, or current television stars.

  • Your child, at birth, already has a deeply complicated relationship with his mother, and, for the first year, you are only a curiosity.
    For a couple of years after that, an amusement-park ride.
    Then, a referee.
    And finally, a bank.

  • If you want to subject your son to the unkindest cut, insist on a local anesthetic, since many pediatricians don't bother to use one.
    The anesthetic is for the kid.

  • Reason boys are better: They cannot get pregnant.


2 comments:

DramaMama said...

LOVE IT!!!

Steve Remington said...

I love this one:
Reason boys are better: They cannot get pregnant

Hilarious!