Kids are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
CLASS: Maria.
floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
HAROLD: A teacher
4 comments:
NOW THAT is funny stuff!!!!
hahahahaha 'I don't have to my mom is a good cook.' Funny funny!
I like the last one.
But being married to a teacher, I am jnot supposed to...
You're right Mike -- may be trouble -- you know... hacked to pieces under the playscape...
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