Job Duty # 56: Self-Esteem Builder.
Mama never told me there’d be days like this…
[The Helper runs into living room with hands over ears.]
“Daddy my ears are BIG!”
“What? No they’re not!”
“Yes they are…BIG like ELEPHANT’S!”
“Honey your ears are just FINE, they’re PERFECT, you’re PERFECT!”
“No, c’mon see, I’ll show you!”
[Leads the Daddy into his room, hops up on his bed, and looks in mirror, while pushing his ears forward with his hands.]
“See… BIG like ELEPHANT’S!”
“Honey, they’re perfect, you’re a very handsome boy, your ears are fine, Okay?”
“Okay.” [Not sounding too convinced]
“Baby, what are you doing?”
Okay, this is just a phase. It’s one of those things that will go away once we stop talking about it. When pre-school age children discover their appearance, all bets are off, though it’s better with boys than with girls, I’ve found! We’ll see what happens today. You can’t make this stuff up!
Do you think the Prince had a similar conversation with the Queen when he was four?
"Oh, Mummy, my ears are big like elephants."
"Yes, Yes they are my son... but you'll be King one day."
THAT'S IT!... NO MORE CNN BEFORE BED!