Today’s Tuesday’s Truth is going to start off with some links and libations. A life’s lesson article will follow this afternoon… once it’s finished. With the Mommy working nights, I’ve been a little busy with the “little people.”
Also, some new additions here at LID include: Latest Parenting News & Home Improvement News. They can be found on the Right Hand Sidebar; provided by FreshContent.com. So far, some great stuff.
This Week’s Links:
Some Great Resource Sites for Dads:
Steve, at Inside Fatherhood put up a great piece this week:
A New Online Magazine just for Father's:
Angel, at Angel’s Cloud, put up her first installment of Monday’s Design Corner:
Finally, the last plug for my new site layout and look:
Now for the Libations…
This came to me the other day via email, author unknown…
Being a man I found it hysterical! I’m sure they’ll be a lot of *head nodding* by my female readership…along with questions regarding registration forms...
SPRING CLASSES FOR MEN
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Classes begin Monday, March 5, 2007
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Loss of Identity --- Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.