Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Tuesday's Truth - 2/6/2007

Today’s Tuesday’s Truth is going to start off with some links and libations. A life’s lesson article will follow this afternoon… once it’s finished. With the Mommy working nights, I’ve been a little busy with the “little people.”

Also, some new additions here at LID include: Latest Parenting News & Home Improvement News. They can be found on the Right Hand Sidebar; provided by FreshContent.com. So far, some great stuff.


This Week’s Links:

Some Great Resource Sites for Dads:

Dad Center

Dad Stays Home

Steve, at Inside Fatherhood put up a great piece this week:

Are You A CPR Dad?

A New Online Magazine just for Father's:

The Father Life

A B5 Media Blog for Mother’s (a companion site to Steve’s, Inside Fatherhood):

Inside Motherhood

Angel, at Angel’s Cloud, put up her first installment of Monday’s Design Corner:

The Psychology of Color: Part 1 – “RED”

Angel, at Queen of Drama, posted and article that really makes you think:

What Does “Living Life” Really Mean?

My pick from Long Island Dad:

Important Dryer Safety

Finally, the last plug for my new site layout and look:

Thur Broeders Templates


Now for the Libations…

This came to me the other day via email, author unknown…

Being a man I found it hysterical! I’m sure they’ll be a lot of *head nodding* by my female readership…along with questions regarding registration forms...


SPRING CLASSES FOR MEN

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Classes begin Monday, March 5, 2007

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Class2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Class 6
Loss of Identity --- Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
.

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.


2 comments:

Working Gal said...

SOOO FUNNY!

I think AtHomeHubby would send me to the Laundry Basket class.

Although, he CANNOT sit still or be quiet when I drive - so maybe he needs that class.

Thanks for the laugh. I've been lurking for a couple of days without commenting...sorry.

Angel said...

Thanks for the plug LID.... now that I put the astrology up you are probably worried about linking to me. LOL I'll keep it tame from now on, I swear.