This Week’s Links:
Now for the Libations…
This came to me the other day via email, author unknown…
Being a man I found it hysterical! I’m sure they’ll be a lot of *head nodding* by my female readership…along with questions regarding registration forms...
SPRING CLASSES FOR MENREGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Classes begin Monday, March 5, 2007
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.Class2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.Class 4
Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.Class 6
Loss of Identity --- Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
2 comments:
SOOO FUNNY!
I think AtHomeHubby would send me to the Laundry Basket class.
Although, he CANNOT sit still or be quiet when I drive - so maybe he needs that class.
Thanks for the laugh. I've been lurking for a couple of days without commenting...sorry.
Thanks for the plug LID.... now that I put the astrology up you are probably worried about linking to me. LOL I'll keep it tame from now on, I swear.
Post a Comment